What do you get when you put out a press release that says "MOMMY, DADDY…YOU’RE MY HEROES!"?

Shoes full of vomit, if you are anywhere near me, that’s what.

Just what every child needs for Christmas, a $300 toy that is afraid of the dark and needs reassuring. Behold Butterscotch the robo pony, a Hasbro offering for this Christmas.

Butterscotch the robo pony

Read the official press release in all its gag inducing glory.

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