Comments on: Java Programmers are the Erotic Furries of Programming http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/ Just another nerd’s weblog Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:11:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: paulwesner http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-140 paulwesner Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:02:24 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-140 [...] I recently came across a .NET web application that requests a login to view any of its pages.  There was a typical login; username and password.   So I gave it a try.  Of course I didn’t know the credentials, but I noticed that the page responded with a JavaScript alert, letting me know that my credentials did not match.  Why use an alert?  I could only assume a typical Java programmer was behind such shenanigans.  (inside joke) [...] [...] I recently came across a .NET web application that requests a login to view any of its pages.  There was a typical login; username and password.   So I gave it a try.  Of course I didn’t know the credentials, but I noticed that the page responded with a JavaScript alert, letting me know that my credentials did not match.  Why use an alert?  I could only assume a typical Java programmer was behind such shenanigans.  (inside joke) [...]

]]> By: Huh?? http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-136 Huh?? Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:06:28 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-136 This chart was obviously made by someone who is very full of themselves. This chart was obviously made by someone who is very full of themselves.

]]> By: Robert http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-135 Robert Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:47:41 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-135 This graph should have been a clique This graph should have been a clique

]]> By: The Woodwork » Blog Archive » Egos and assholes http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-134 The Woodwork » Blog Archive » Egos and assholes Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:33:56 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-134 [...] a C/C++ company, so I thought it’d be wrong to rip on Ruby. I thought it’d be unfair. Because I know C and they don’t know…shit. *laughter* So I had to wait until May of 2007 until I started working for a PHP company [...] [...] a C/C++ company, so I thought it’d be wrong to rip on Ruby. I thought it’d be unfair. Because I know C and they don’t know…shit. *laughter* So I had to wait until May of 2007 until I started working for a PHP company [...]

]]> By: Devin Ben-Hur http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-133 Devin Ben-Hur Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:22:30 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-133 Where do we place Steve Yegge then? A LISP and assembler programmer who has written a half-million-line Java game in his spare time and recently rewrote Ruby on Rails in Javascript? Where do we place Steve Yegge then? A LISP and assembler programmer who has written a half-million-line Java game in his spare time and recently rewrote Ruby on Rails in Javascript?

]]> By: Stu http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-132 Stu Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:47:56 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-132 I think really java would go between C++ and C#... has it really fallen this far, or is "the hierachy" different for different people ? I think really java would go between C++ and C#… has it really fallen this far, or is “the hierachy” different for different people ?

]]> By: Socratees http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-131 Socratees Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:56:23 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-131 Shell scripting, awk, tcl/tk .. :P and Powershell should've come somewhere in the list - maybe in the next version.. Shell scripting, awk, tcl/tk .. :P and Powershell should’ve come somewhere in the list – maybe in the next version..

]]> By: The Woodwork » Blog Archive » Sinking a Fleet of Fail (PHP and Enterprise Scalability Part 3/5) http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-130 The Woodwork » Blog Archive » Sinking a Fleet of Fail (PHP and Enterprise Scalability Part 3/5) Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:26:34 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-130 [...] To all people like the author who propagate this myth of superiority, I have to say, “Damn you, erotic furries!” [...] [...] To all people like the author who propagate this myth of superiority, I have to say, “Damn you, erotic furries!” [...]

]]> By: John Coppola http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-129 John Coppola Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:27:19 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-129 It is also a reflection of progression (or more accurately, regression) of a typical programmers career path... eg: most oldie assembler programmers moved down to C, their first 'high level' language, then C++ and finally C# (though a few led debauched lives and went straight to he... err... I mean Java) and those that went to C#, were happy because they didnt have to go the much loathed (to C/C++ programmers at least) VB. Finally, if I were refactoring this hierarchy... I would move heaven and earth to put VB at the same level as HTML - sorry! It is also a reflection of progression (or more accurately, regression) of a typical programmers career path…

eg: most oldie assembler programmers moved down to C, their first ‘high level’ language, then C++ and finally C# (though a few led debauched lives and went straight to he… err… I mean Java)

and those that went to C#, were happy because they didnt have to go the much loathed (to C/C++ programmers at least) VB.

Finally, if I were refactoring this hierarchy… I would move heaven and earth to put VB at the same level as HTML – sorry!

]]> By: glyphobet • глыфобет • γλιφοβετ » Blog Archive » You’re a crappy programmer, your language sucks, and I’m better than you http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/comment-page-1/#comment-128 glyphobet • глыфобет • γλιφοβετ » Blog Archive » You’re a crappy programmer, your language sucks, and I’m better than you Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:07:29 +0000 http://lukewelling.com/2006/08/03/java-programmers-are-the-erotic-furries-of-programming/#comment-128 [...] If you’re still unclear, check here to find out why your language sucks. And finally, there’s The Programmer Hierarchy. I’m pretty happy to be up there near the top of the food chain. [...] [...] If you’re still unclear, check here to find out why your language sucks. And finally, there’s The Programmer Hierarchy. I’m pretty happy to be up there near the top of the food chain. [...]

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